Friday, September 28, 2007

FRIENDS. KAWAN. 朋友. 友達 .

After living for 18 years, I found out there're a few kinds of FRIENDS. There are these TRUE FRIENDS and these SO-CALLED FRIENDS.  In TRUE FRIENDS, there're GOOD FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS. In SO-CALLED FRIENDS, there're ... BASTARDS. THAT'S what I call them. :)

So what kind of FRIEND are you?

Ps. Its 1am and I have no idea why I wrote that. Just bear with it dear 
FRIENDS. 

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Engineers are the Best Boyfriends

Another thing i got from Frienster. I so need to stop this >.<

Today's lesson - 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'

1st, Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
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An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.

Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan. The arts graduate is still looking for a job. And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
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An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.The Management graduate who will tryto control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'. And the medical school graduate who
will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
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Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything. Management graduates will cheat your money. The arts graduate will flirt, and you
probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.


So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend aka ur future husband!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Personality Test. (Yes I know it sounds lame, just try it and stop doing that lame face.)

Found this posted up on Friendster the other day and somehow i clicked on it and started to look for my birthday. I've done some of these last time and none tells the truth, but this one actually tells some. Try it and get nothing for free today. Only for the first 10 ppl.

January 1 - 9 ~ Dog
January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse
January 25 - 31 ~ Lion
February 1 - 5 ~ Cat
February 6 - 14 ~ Dove
February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle
February 22 - 28 ~ Panther
March 1 - 12 ~ Monkey
March 13 - 15 ~ Lion
March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse
March 24 - 31 ~ Cat
April 1 - 3 ~ Dog
April 4 - 14 ~Panther
April 15 - 26 ~Mouse
April 27 - 30 ~Turtle
May 1 - 13 ~ Monkey
May 14 - 21 ~ Dove
May 22 - 31 ~Lion
June 1 - 3 ~ Mouse
June 4 - 14 ~ Turtle
June 15 - 20 ~ Dog
June 21 -24 ~ Monkey
June 25 - 30 ~ Cat
July 1 - 9 ~ Mouse
July 10 - 15 ~ Dog
July 16 - 26 ~ Dove
July 27 - 31 ~ Cat
August 1 - 15 ~ Monkey
August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse
August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle
September 1 - 14 ~ Dove
September 15 - 27~ Cat
September 28 - 30~ Dog
October 1 - 15 ~ Monkey
October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle
October 28 - 31 ~Panther
November 1 - 16 ~ Lion
November 17 -30 ~ Cat
December 1 - 16 ~ Dog
December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey
December 26 - 31 ~ Dove



Dog
Your Attractive and popular. Your
nice and easy going and make friends
with everyone very easily. Your cool
and smart and are a leader.

Cat
Your very shy and cute. You are a
follower and dont like to talk to
people you dont know. Your very
careful about choosing your friends.
Your really nice.

Monkey
You are attractive and hyper. You
have a lot of friends and your really
outgoing. You gossip alot. Your funky
and 'unique' theres no one else like
you. You want attention and like to be
a leader.

Panther
You are mysterious. You have lots
of friends and can be mean at times or
nice. You always have the latest
gossip with you and you are a leader.

Mouse
Your very quiet and quick -
witted. You are very shy. Your cute
and funny. You have a little group of
friends. You
are not 'popular' but you are not
a 'geek'

Lion
You are a born leader. People look
up to you. You have lots a friends and
you are very attractive. Your nice and
people want to be your friend. You
make friends easily.

Turtle
You are very nice and pretty. You
treat others as you would want to be
treated yourself. You have lots of
friends and never talk about anyone
behind their back. You are loyal.

Dove
Your very peaceful and nice. You
fall in love very easily and you are
quiet and calm. You are not very shy
but you are not outgoing. You are a
leader of your group of friends

待つはないから。 486

Friday, September 21, 2007

その感じで 。。。

I can't sleep tonight. People have been asking since years ago, what IS human? Why is it so ... mystical? The brain is ... crazy. When one is heartbroken, the whole body 
stings. Even the veins. Weird. Very weird.


待つはないから。 486

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Under. Dog. Woot.

Thomas is sooo wrong about his post here. How can a movie starring a dog be BAD???!!! And seriously, I take it that I'm the lead actor for the movie. So you ppl out there who CALLED me a dog or WILL BE CALLING me a dog better go watch this movie. You are soooo warned.

Monday, September 17, 2007

君の好きなうた

好きだよと 今日も言えないまま
見送った 今まで一緒にいたのに
会いたくて 君の好きなうたを繰り返し
口ずさんだ 帰り道

話す声のトーン 視線の 先 ほかの誰かとかわす言葉さえ
些細な 君の仕草が 僕を惑わせる
君の気持ちが 同じよう に 答えがここでありますように
きっとずっと 待った 奇 跡よ 起こるなら今ここで

好きだよと 今日も言えないまま
見送った 今まで一緒にいたのに
すぐに会いたくて 君の好きなうたを繰り返し
口ずさんだ 帰り道

偶然ふれた手 君の体温さえ愛しくて
僕の全てを受け入れてくれる気がした
出会えたことで 気付けたこと が 僕を変えて行く今まで以上に

もう二度と人を愛さないと
前の恋で うつむいていた僕も
もう一度 誰かの為に生きたいと思えた
この気持ちを伝えに行くよ

どこにいても 何をしてる時も 君のことが頭から離れない
教えてくれた 届かぬつらさ 恋のせつなさ 愛する喜びを

その笑顔も 受話器越しの声も 人ごみが苦手な小さな体
悪い癖も 君にしかないもので輝いている
全てが one and only

僕の中で君を思うことが 明日の生きる力に変わってく
もし向き合えたなら 同じ歩幅で信じ合える道を 歩いて行こう

こんなにも君を思うだけで
苦しくて 愛しさ募る 気持ち
会いたくて 君の好きなうたを繰り返し
口ずさんだ 帰り道

Even though I was with you all this time, 
without being able to say I love you, I said goodbye to you.
I want to see you, so I repeat the song that you like.
Humming it as I walk my way home.

The tone of your voice, what's beyond your eyes, even the words you exchange with others,
your slightest gesture confuses me.
I hope your feelings are the same, and that we find our answers here.
The long awaited miracle, if you're going to come, come to me now.

Even though I was with you all this time, 
without being able to say I love you, I said goodbye to you.
I want to see you right away, so I repeat the song that you like.
Humming it as I walk my way home.

The warmth that I felt through the hand that i touch by accident was tender.
It felt like it would accept me for who I am.
The things I noticed after meeting you changed me more than ever.

I felt melancholy from my last lost love,
Thinking that I would never love anyone again.
But now I feel like I want to live for someone again.
I will express to you these feelings.

Where ever I am, whatever I am doing, I never stop thinking about you.
You taught me the hardship of not being able to reach,
The pain and the happiness of love

Your smile, your voice through the phone, your small body that cannot handle the crowd,
And even the bad habits, they are all unique and splendid.
All of it is one and only.

By thinking about you, it becomes my energy to live tomorrow.
If we could confront each other, let's walk on the same path where we can believe in each other.

Juat thinking about you,
Puts in me in such pain. My heart gets filled with affection.
I want to see you, so I repeat the song that you like.
Humming it as I walk my way home.

-UVERworld


待つは 486

Friday, September 14, 2007

人说, 毒, 可以用来解毒.

那痛, 又可以用来解痛吗?

No idea how to name this post. Comment me a title and I'll buy you a drink. Seriously.

This might sound a tad bit weird but here goes.

TODAY, I:

HAD:
1) A punctured tyre.
2) Bad Luck.
3) Missed Cues.
4) A chat with Boss.
5) An expensive dinner.

DIDN'T HAVE:
1) Help.
2) More Help.
3) Enough sleep.
4) Sufficient cash.
5) Worries on studies. (Wait. I never DID really worry my studies.)

GAINED:
1) Learning the reason why Jasmine left for Canada.
2) Exercise. Kinda.
3) More flu.
4) Vampire, Werewolf and Zombie bites.
5) Knowledge from class. Nah I'm just kidding ya.

LOST:
1) Sweat and energy.
2) Cash. ALOTTA cash.
3) Precious resting time.
4) A lil viruses. Just a lil.
5) My mind. For a while.

I'm weird. But you guys should know that. Btw to them guys in Sitiawan, miss u guys and i can't wait to be bck home. Which is like after ... Finals. Sigh.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

OMFG.

YCS President is crazy. AGAIN.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Update. 1st one since 2006.

Owh kay this is my FIRST update post since 9 months ago. I've mutated through these 9 months and now i'm officially a higher leveled crappy lazy kinda guy. I'm so lazy so I'll end this post faster with summaries >.<
10 Updates on Dog-guy Bobby
_______________________

1) Crapping skills upgraded 200%
2) Lame skills upgraded 200%
3) Physical appearance downgraded 70%
4) JMusic Chip added into database 175%
5) Money-wasting skills upgraded 100%
6) Mental attributes mutated 150%
7) Knowledge database upgraded 30%
8) Friends database upgraded 150%
9) Studying database deleted.
10) Stress meter self-destructed due to stress overflow.

Yep so thats about it. Hope you guys don't understand a think.

Btw, forget the weakness post b4 this 1 coz SOMEONE already guessed it out. ALREADY. >.<

AND SOMETHING NEW. Those who know about ACSTRIBUTE, be happpy cause something new will be coming out from their previous writers. For those who DON'T, beware of this new thing. YOU ARE WARNED.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Me. Weak.

After 18 years i finally found out my weakness.

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Wanna know wat's it?

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Pay my lunch and I'll tell you if i wanna.

(Ps: Please make sure that you know me well enough to understand what I'm talking. You are warned.)

Sunday, September 02, 2007

给我你的爱

歌手:tank 专辑:生存之道

词:颜玺轩曲:tank 编曲:吕绍淳

等待一点一滴你对我感到安心
感觉朋友关系有了新的默契
便利商店里谁也买不到
我们最想要的东西
只握在喜欢的人手上

给我你的爱让我陪着你去未来
给我你的爱手拉着手不放开
就算宇宙爆炸海水都蒸发
只愿你的记忆里有我的拥抱

我的最大幸褔是发现了我爱你
灵魂有了意义用每一天珍惜
便利商店里谁也买不到
我们最想要的东西
只握在喜欢的人手上

给我你的爱让我陪着你去未来
给我你的爱手拉着手不放开
就算宇宙爆炸海水都蒸发
只愿你的记忆里有我的拥抱

雨和天空也有相爱的可能
望着你的微笑情不自禁

给我你的爱让我陪着你去未来
给我你的爱手拉着手不放开
就算地球毁灭来不及流泪
只愿你的记忆里有我的拥抱

Saturday, September 01, 2007

It's hard when you're your own god.