Katrina

歌手：陈奕迅专辑：live for today
作曲/编曲/监制:陶(吉吉)填词:黄伟文

katrina
若想哭可借膊头你
如何放心得了你
明天我再回来等你

katrina
明天他终会发现你吧
如看守天使那样美
等下去吧 it's ok it's ok

残忍的单恋非你专利
我却在这里照顾你
如果比辛酸怎跟我比
我爱慕的却是我知己
真喜欢你
尚要借你暗恋他去接近你
才可悲

katrina
如一生只有70岁
已快将一半了
恋爱却无期

何时心死?
还期望他喜欢你
谁会这么的不服气?
竟有个人陪你一起
就似你

残忍的单恋非你专利
我却在这里照顾你
如果比辛酸怎跟我比
我爱自已也未爱得起
应该最谦卑
但我却要妄想一世保护你
才可悲

残忍的单恋非你专利
我觉悟一定晚过你
如果比辛酸怎跟我比
我爱自己也未爱得起
痛也不凄美
但我却要妄想一世保护你
才可悲

I feel ... Australiash

This is my 1st emo post. You heard me, 1st. Been feeling totally down this few days. Jz done staring at the Windows Media Player visualization while listening to the same song for the past hour. It's so ... illusional. I feel like being loved. I fell in love with someone I don't know. At all. I don't know I'm jz fucked up these days. I need to pass up loads of stuffs 2moz but I feel down. No one to chat with. Nothing can turn me on now. I'm like the living dead. Moodless.

Ways to Confuse Santa Claus

- Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

- While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

- Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

- While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.

- Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

- Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa"

- Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.

- Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

- While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.

- Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy." Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa"

- Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

- Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.

- While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.

- Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

- Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

- Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.

- Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.

- Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

Tagging thingy ...

Got this survey kinda stuff from Sari ... Well since I'm bored ...

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesnt make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 ppl at their tagboard to ask them to do this!
5. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the questions.

How are you feeling today?
Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
Feeling I'm in heaven ...

Will you get far in life?
Ayumi Hamasaki - You (Initial D)
As far as Initial D goes !!! Looks like I'm dying sooner than I thought ...

How do your friends see you?
Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You
I'ma pay you if you can answer this.

Will you get married?
Far *East Movement - Round Round
I should I think ... But I gotta do the Indian way ... Go round and round around a big ol' tree that appears outta nowhere !!!

What is your best friend's theme song?
Shakira - Objection(Tango)
Well I never ...

What is the story of your life?
Maksim - Bohemian Rhapsody
And I was worried about this one ...

What was high school like?
m.o.v.e. - Break In2 The Night
Well I broke laws ... but when did I break in2 the night ??? Hmm ... I wonder ...

How can you get ahead in life?
Rod Steward - First Cut Is The Deepest
Seems like I gotta take the first cut ...

What is the best thing about your friends?
Blink 182 - Sometimes
Sometimes they blink 182 times ...

What is in store for this weekend?
Houston feat Chingy, I-20, Nate Dogg - I Like That
What ? Am I in 2004 or something like that ??

What song describes you?
R.Kelly feat Nick Cannon - Gigolo
A GIGOLO ???!!! GOD WANTS ME TO BE A GIGOLO ???!!!

How is your life going?
Black Eyed Peas - Like That
Yeah it's just like that ...

What song will they play at your funeral?
Rooster - Come Get Some
Wicked ! You're all gonna get somma me at my funeral !! Muahahha ...

How does the world see you?
The Vines - Evil Town
They see an evil town in me ...

Will you have a happy life?
Nick Gilder - Hot Child In The City
How can a hot child NOT have a happy life??

What do your friends really think of you?
Teairra Mari feat Kanye West - Make Her Feel Good (Remix)
I make ya'll feel good??

Do people secretly lust after you?
Trey Songz feat Twista - Girls Tonite
What can I say ??

How can I make myself happy?
Nickelback - Savin Me
Save myself ?? Nah ...

What should you do with your life?
周杰伦 - 楓
I should secretly love your best friend's girl ... cool

A Movie. A Bitch. A Final.

Well it's been awhile. Awhile since tons of games keep popping up FREE in the server. It is against the law to not play a good game when it's FREE.

Anyways, went to the cinema the other day and watched The Banquet cause nothing good was on. Damn cinema.



Was quite a good movie although my friend was actually sleeping. HE WAS SLEEPING WHEN THEY WAS ROLLING THE ADS !!! What the hell is wrong with you man. Go do a check up or shit like that. Back to the point. With popcorn and drinks and a good movie, the LEAST you could wish for is disturbance. And for some reason I got that. There were actually more malays than chinese in the cinema. OK I can take it they're maybe Zhang Ziyi fans or some other shit like that. BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST SHUT UP WHEN YOU WATCH A MOVIE BITCH. Throughout the whole movie they were malay bitches talking and laughing and playing with their phones. I could've sworn I'd slap them to another country. BITCHES. Mybe next time they should put a guard in the cinema to tell them bitches: "Ya better shut ya' yappin' or I'll kick yer' ass bitch." . Damn I'm pissed.

Finals is 1 day plus away and I'm blogging. Dammit.

Forbidden City Cop

RM 14.90

Jay Chou Still Fantasy

RM 47.90

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Priceless

DVB+H

DVB.

Dexter, Victor, Benjamin.

People blog about themselves but I'm kinda weird. Ok VERY VERY VERY weird. I had a sudden urge to blog about them. Cause Dexter's MSN keep popping up on the bottom right of my screen. He (actually) looked good enough for me to go on Friendster to find some photos of him to blog about. And vuola . There was tons of pics with The V and The B.And not forgetting The H.

So now ON A RAINING SATURDAY NIGHT WITH EPL ON I'm blogging about DVB and H.

Dexter wants to roar the air. Ben's on the same Uni here in Malacca. Victor's in KL. And Heman's in Form 6. But you guys should know that. Now to the interesting part of their friendship.

10 Facts of DVB+H … (ok maybe less than 10)

1) They're all about hair. Unlike a blogger who can't do hair for nuts.
2) They're all photogenic. Unlike a blogger blogging about them.
3) They're all rockers. Unlike a blogger who can't play a correct note out of ANY instrument.
4) They're all Christians.
5) They're all jokers.
6) They're all about cars.

They’re actually the same. They’re like quadruplets. And I (have no idea why) felt good for them about this friendship.

And now paparazzi photo time.

Let's start of with Dexter.

I found out he has a gay side.



I hate to admit this but he ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD in a uniform.



AND ... he saw an RX8 before. Dammit.



Next Victor.

I found out he has split personalities.

He looks EXTREMELY CUTE when he has a Muhammad in his name. And I mean it.



He had a part-time job as an assasin before going to college,



And he likes to drink out of a 'labu' at the door. Watch your head man.



Benjamin.

He looks cute without all the hair in his way. Hmmm...



And now only do I know he's in PE01. With the Nan Hwa guy. And looks like your group's lack of cute chicks too. Sigh ...



And now he has a pet tarantula and gecko. Wait till you see MY pet snake.





And lastly The H.

Can't get any good pics of him cause ... he didn't take any. In every pic he covers up his face.





Well that's about it. Please correct me if I'm wrong at any point DVBs. Hope this kinda friendship will last. Till then.

(Srry 4 the mushy ending. Can't think of a good 1.)

lol

You bombed it.

In her memoirs, Barbara Bush described one of those most embarrassing moments that inevitably occur, even on the most carefully advanced of foreign trips. Along with her husband, then the Vice President, Mrs. Bush was lunching with Emperor Hirohito at Tokyo's Imperial Palace.

Sitting next to the Emperor, Mrs. Bush found the conversation an uphill task. To all her efforts at verbal engagement, the Emperor would smile and say "Yes" or "No," with an occasional "Thank You" tossed in for good measure.

Looking around her elegant surroundings, she complimented Hirohito on his official residence.

"Thank you," he said.

"Is it new?" pressed Mrs. Bush.

"Yes."

"Was the old palace just so old that it was falling down?" asked Mrs. Bush.

In his most charming, yet regal, matter, Hirohito replied, "No, I'm afraid that you bombed it."

Daily blogging = Not my cawan of Teh-O

Daily blogging. Not for me. But for them guys who's "daily checkin my blog out", I'm bloggin this. Day's been tough. And boring. Physic test on Fri and I don't understand what the fucking hell it's about. Cibai. I just don't understand physics. I wonder how the hell I ended up in Engineering. Cibai. Even when I really listen hard to what the sick-ass wig-haired lecturer is saying (Which has only happened trice until now) I don't get what the fuck he's saying. Screw him. I should be screwing myself for not understanding a single fucking thing. Cibai. I just fucking hate physics.

Boring days. Been watching Stephen Chow movies for the week. Every single day. And I still can't get enough. No one can. And CS every single day. That's all in my life now. Physics, Stephen Chow and CS. Damn I'm fucked up. Muthafucker.


(Pls bear with them words. G'day)

开不了口

词:徐若瑄 曲:周杰伦

才离开没多久就开始担心今天的你过得好不好
整个画面是你想你想的睡不着
嘴嘟嘟那可爱的模样还有在你身上香香的味道
我的快乐是你想你想的都会笑
没有你在我有多难熬(没有你在我有多难熬多烦恼)
没有你烦我有多烦恼(没有你烦我有多烦恼多难熬)
穿过云层我试着努力向你奔跑
爱才送到你却已在别人怀抱
就是开不了口让她知道
我一定会呵护着你也逗你笑
你对我有多重要我后悔没让你知道
安静的听你撒娇看你睡着一直到老
就是开不了口让她知道
就是那么简单几句我办不到
整颗心悬在半空我只能够远远看着
这些我都做得到但那个人已经不是我

I'm one of the X-men!

I just found out I have an uncanny ability! No, Professor Xavier didn't pay me a visit, i found out about it during exam times! Wanna know what my power is?

I can sleep whenever I study!

...

Isn't my power just simply amazing??! Whenever I finish a chapter I'll automatically doze off, and after 10 minutes I'll automatically wake up and start reading the second chapter! Isn't that marvellous??!

Ok I think I slept too much or my brain is suffering alotta damage.

lol

Everybody.

I found out something. For me,

Every Male I Know = Brother

Every Female I Know = Sister

Everyone That Doesn't Hear Me When Being Called = Brother Sister Grandfather Grandmother

lol

Uni Life. Yeah well.

Ok cut the Paris crap. This is the 3rd REAL updating blog for my whole life. Ok now I'm officially in University. But I still prefer college. University sounds too ... high class. Anyways, I'm in My Mother's University (MMU) (Dude, Money Making University is so ... normal.), Melaka campus, and the only thing about here is the place is fucking boring. I'm staying in some hostel type of place and the only advantage about it is that people here can meet up with girls everynight in the campus library. The nearest lepaking place is 15km away. WTFH??! But still, far away is better than nothing. Pirated stuff is half price here and the food here is godamn weird. But still, you never know...

Ok now to the campus.Let me take you for a tour in the Melaka campus.

"Welcome to MMU Melaka campus."

"This here is a big building with stairs who are cheating."

"Next, this is another big building built with cheating stairs."

... After 3 hours ...

"Last but not least, another big building ... Built with cheating stairs."

"That's all folks! Those who broke their legs during the tour can come here, the others can go there. Thanks!"

Enjoyed the tour?? Hope you liked it. I hated every bit of it. And I have to walk for the next 5 years. WTF.

To the lecturers. The part I hate most.

I have to study 6 subjects in the first semester. English 1, Physics 1, Physics Lab, Human Development, Pre-Calculus For Engineering, and Computer Applications.

English 1. Lecturer Ms Lim. She's just ok ok type la. Not much about her.

Physics 1. Lecturer Mr. Vijayakumar. NOW this one's the bomb. He is the most fucking annoying lecturer a student can EVER have. And yet he wears a wig. And has hair growing from his ears. Big time fucked up. I don't know how to talk about him. I just hate him. Fucking bastard.

Physics Lab. Mr. Hazimin-Something. Haven't really attended his class so still has no idea what he's like. A bit of short, he looks quite young. But still, you never know.

Human Development. Ms. Suhaini-Or-Something-Like-That. The first thing she talked about was Sigmund Freud. And after that was ZZZ.

Pre-Calculus For Engineering. Ms. Goh. It's actually maths. Nothing much bout her too. Just that the only thing she talks about is Maths.

Computer Applications. Ms. Dude-I-Don't-Even-Know-Her-Name. I can't believe I still need to study what I studied for the past two years. She's quite annoying too. But what the hell. The lecture hall is one hell of a place to sleep.

That's about it. I'll get outta here.Miss them homies in Sitiawan. Ciao People.

Paris Hilton. What next?

What haven't Paris Hilton tried? She started like this :

Then This:



Then This:



Then This:



Then This:



Then This:



And Finally This:

At video shoot of her debut music video


From hotel heiress books to music videos, she has done EVERYTHING a celebrity can do to boost publicity. And yet the most she can get to be is a fat-ass's sex idol. She might as well go get drunk every night instead of showing her tits in public every single time we see her. Well, I don't wanna talk about her future anyways. Let's hope she won't look like this after 5 years:

*Shivering*

Rules for When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie

- Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house.
- When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
- Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
- Don't go into the basement to check the power when the lights go out!
- If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
- When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER split up and go it alone.
- Don't have sex. Especially if you've noticed a few of your friends are missing!
- As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open a portal to Hell.
-Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
- If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, don't stand their sighing with relief, GET THE HECK OUT!
- If appliances start operating by themselves, don't check for short circuits; JUST GET OUT!
- Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
- If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
- Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
- If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely ambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
- If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
- Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Arkham (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
- If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had 3/4 of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and will most likely be eaten.
- Beware of strangers bearing strange tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
- If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.

10 Differences Between Bai Ling And Zhang Ziyi

1. Bai Ling freaks me out. Zhang ... still not yet.
2. Bai Ling sucks in acting. Wait ... the other one does too.
3. I search on google for Bai Ling and Darth Vader comes out. I search on google for Zhang and Micheal Jackson comes out.
4. Bai Ling is a name of a mushroom. Zhang Ziyi is a name of a chinese girl who wants George Bush to watch more chinese movies.
5. Bai Ling looks like Frankenstein's wife. Zhang looks like MY wife.
6. Bai Ling shows her nipples all over the place. We're still waiting for Zhang's.
7. Bai Ling posed for Playboy mag. We're also waiting for Zhang's.
8. Bai Ling has LOADS of adultery films. We're STILL waiting for Zhang's.
9. Bai Ling has a big mouth. Zhang have big ... err ...
10. Bai Ling thinks London is in France. Zhang thinks France is in London.

Understanding a Woman's Language

"Fine" - This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

"Five minutes" - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

"Nothing" - This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

"Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

Stupid Words From Big People

You may ask yourself how can celebs and famous people be so stupid when they say things. Do celebs fake being so dumb. Judge for yourself ... read on !


Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.

"That scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - A congressional candidate in Texas.

"Half this game is ninety per cent mental." - Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Al Gore, former Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former Vice President

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."-

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."-

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."- Charles De Gaulle, former French President

SCREW MAWI !

Every morning I open the newspaper there’s one thing i hate to look at - Mawi ads. Mawi, a youngster turned AF winner, is now taking over the country if you’re not aware of that. The country gave him wealth and fame just because of a little competition. I mean, he sounds stupid, looks stupid and is goddamn rich. That doesn’t make sense la macha. How can a Malaysian Idol reject become a star because of a stupid tv show who sucks money out of teenagers(and some mak ciks in some cases) be even more famous than Jacklyn Victor?
That’s only one thing. The government is now going koo-koo. I don’t understand why the hell they’re giving Mawi the KL Tower. The only thing we Malaysians can show other people is now Mawiland. WTF!!! It’s like giving William Hung theWTC. At least he studies in a university. And I was happy that Malaysia did a breakthrough by producing our very own handphone, just to see another Mawi on it! Goddamnit, Mawi must’ve poisoned the government. NOBODY DIGS HIM!
Seriously not understanding why the hell is the government doing all this crap. And while rising our petrol price too. Even if they wanna give the KL Tower out, I think it should be Jac’s. But that’s unnesceary anyways. Final say, get Mawi out of our lives. And oh, try to kill him if you have the chance.

Things To Remember During A War

1. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire.
2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at.
4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat.
5. No combat-ready unit ever passed inspection.
6. Remember: your aircraft was made by the lowest bidder.
7. Never draw fire, it will irritate the rest of your formation.
8. Never share a cockpit with someone braver than you.
9. You are not Tom Cruise.
10. SAMs and AAA have the right-of-way.
11. If you aren’t sure, the SAMs are pointed at you.
12. If hit, landing near the people that just shot you down is not a good idea.
13. Close only counts in horseshoes, nukes and proximity-fused missiles.
14. Smart bombs have bad days too.
15. The best defense is to stay out of range.
16. If you are short on everything but enemy, you are in combat.

Another thing about Malaysians - Dinner/Parties

One thing about Malaysians that AH MO LANGS ( or preferably foreign people ) doesn’t really understand is the way Malaysians have dinners or parties. Actually these occasions can be verified in threee absolutely different types. First, there is the chinese way. The Malay & Indian way comes next and finally the banana-men type.
The Chinese way normally consists drunk people yelling " YAM SENG " all night long, sexy or old baggy females who pours alcoholic drinks to make them drunk, and also the very important … Karaoke. The chinese way will only be seen in chinses weddings, anniversaries, and yeah, the chinese festivals. This special type of pattern wouldn’t be perfect if there is nobody who’s seriously late. An ear-blasting karaoke is also very important in this kind of dinners. People usually hire those who can’t sing or those who are very annoying to be MCs of their dinners. This is supposed to ruin one’s dinner so that those who doesn’t drink can go home and watch porn movie earlier while the others stay in the dinner and start their riot. " YAM SENG " is their one and only quote although some put in " Diu Nei " , " Ne Wai Sa " or some even " Ma Chau Hai ". In conclusion, this is what some call the " Chou Gau Sai " ( goddamn noisy) style.
While the chinese way is all about noise pollution, the Malay & Inidian way, M&I for short form is theme in a “REBUT” style. The people attendingthis kind of dinner will fight for food. The authorities normally cook little food and call trice the amount of people just to see them fight for food. These kind of dinner wouldn’t be as interesting as the chinese type, but still it is special in its own way. Instead of hearing curses all over the place, M&I dinners should be quiet as everybody will be too busy fighting for food and eating while some leaves the dinner to just chat with girls who will neer be interested in them.
Alas but not least, the banana-men way. This kind of party takes us away from locals and far away to the so called- cultured people race. The banana-men way of parties have it’s similarities with the chinese way though, as it also creates an unbelievable amount of noise pollution. It also includes alcoholic drinks and drunks talking english. These kind of party only happens in the Christmas - New Year time of the year. People will gather around and have a barbecue party on that day to get drunk enough to drive home and cause more accidents on the road for New Year’s. This kind of unique style of party must consist alcoholic drinks and alcoholics.
If you’re wondering why Malaysians are always so lively, this is one of the best reasons. I know - because the blogger is one. Alas, we shall be proud of our country and the people who lives in it and show salutations by yelling "MALAYSIA KALAH INDONESIA 2-0!"

Malaysian Creativity - Malaysia Boleh!

I once heard people say that Malaysia won’t produce much creative genuises . But I can prove them absolutely wrong. There are tons of creative bastards out here scattered throughout the country. Malaysians nowadays are no more followers of other bigger countries. They have their own creative ideas, either they’re from the big cities or the small kampungs.
One of the most obvious prove is their style on road. Malaysians tend to break the laws more than anywhere else in the world. Of course, breaking the laws is no fun if you only use one or two styles to harm other people on the road. We Malaysians use at least 10 styles to break rules on 1 road trip. Some cut through the line like no one’s business, while some reverse using the whole road on the touch-n-go lane just because their wives switched their touch-n-go cards to night club member cards. They are also others tryin to rip the lorry’s rear end apart from the car just to extend the length of their lorry and some who drives straight into police officers on the road just to scare them.
Another fact that shows Malaysians have great creativity is about self-creating musics. Many bands have been formed to show the creativity of Malaysians through their songs. One song - Trouble with KC by Ben’s Bitches is a truly creative 1 as the song only consists six words, Pukim*k , Lanji*u, Caujib**, Diu N* Ah Seng, Ma Cau H*i, and Pund*k. Truly a magnificent song that shows people that you don’t need to have long lyrics to make a nice song. Just six simple words.
One last and generally used creativity throughout the country is the art of foul words. One can admire the superb ability for Malaysians to scold one with their self-generated foul word as in other countries there are limited form of foul words. These foul words, mostly sounding harsh and evil, will bring liveliness into peoples hearts everyday.
For last sayings, Malaysians are actually one of the best races in the world if it’s about creativity. I know-because this blogger is a Malaysian. Alas, Malaysia shall rule as we rise up and scream at the top of our lungs: " Ma Chau …" … erm… I mean " MALAYSIA BOLEH!! "