Bottomline.

1) The guy is a space tourist who just used up our cash for his own fun. NOT an astronaut. I repeat, NOT AN ASTRONAUT.

2) Thailand pwns Malaysia anytime. NOW and FOREVER.

3) Eurobeat still pwns. No doubt.

What it says.

creds to andy0212

Break up, huh.

Current Song: Miyavi - Kimi ni Negai wo
Current Thought: My hand ... is ... itchy

Heard somenews today ... Dream and Reality went through some quarrel and they broke up. I know they weren't together for a long time, but it's just sad to hear about the break up. They seemed like they were going to last, but too bad :/


忘れたくない。

Engineers are the Best Boyfriends

Another thing i got from Frienster. I so need to stop this >.<

Today's lesson - 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'

1st, Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
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An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too.

Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan. The arts graduate is still looking for a job. And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
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An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on
trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.The Management graduate who will tryto control your spending, The Arts graduate who will 'change major'. And the medical school graduate who
will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
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Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything. Management graduates will cheat your money. The arts graduate will flirt, and you
probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.


So girls, why procrastinate? Get an engineer for your boyfriend aka ur future husband!

Me. Weak.

After 18 years i finally found out my weakness.

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Wanna know wat's it?

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Pay my lunch and I'll tell you if i wanna.

(Ps: Please make sure that you know me well enough to understand what I'm talking. You are warned.)

DVB+H

DVB.

Dexter, Victor, Benjamin.

People blog about themselves but I'm kinda weird. Ok VERY VERY VERY weird. I had a sudden urge to blog about them. Cause Dexter's MSN keep popping up on the bottom right of my screen. He (actually) looked good enough for me to go on Friendster to find some photos of him to blog about. And vuola . There was tons of pics with The V and The B.And not forgetting The H.

So now ON A RAINING SATURDAY NIGHT WITH EPL ON I'm blogging about DVB and H.

Dexter wants to roar the air. Ben's on the same Uni here in Malacca. Victor's in KL. And Heman's in Form 6. But you guys should know that. Now to the interesting part of their friendship.

10 Facts of DVB+H … (ok maybe less than 10)

1) They're all about hair. Unlike a blogger who can't do hair for nuts.
2) They're all photogenic. Unlike a blogger blogging about them.
3) They're all rockers. Unlike a blogger who can't play a correct note out of ANY instrument.
4) They're all Christians.
5) They're all jokers.
6) They're all about cars.

They’re actually the same. They’re like quadruplets. And I (have no idea why) felt good for them about this friendship.

And now paparazzi photo time.

Let's start of with Dexter.

I found out he has a gay side.



I hate to admit this but he ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD in a uniform.



AND ... he saw an RX8 before. Dammit.



Next Victor.

I found out he has split personalities.

He looks EXTREMELY CUTE when he has a Muhammad in his name. And I mean it.



He had a part-time job as an assasin before going to college,



And he likes to drink out of a 'labu' at the door. Watch your head man.



Benjamin.

He looks cute without all the hair in his way. Hmmm...



And now only do I know he's in PE01. With the Nan Hwa guy. And looks like your group's lack of cute chicks too. Sigh ...



And now he has a pet tarantula and gecko. Wait till you see MY pet snake.





And lastly The H.

Can't get any good pics of him cause ... he didn't take any. In every pic he covers up his face.





Well that's about it. Please correct me if I'm wrong at any point DVBs. Hope this kinda friendship will last. Till then.

(Srry 4 the mushy ending. Can't think of a good 1.)

lol

Paris Hilton. What next?

What haven't Paris Hilton tried? She started like this :

Then This:



Then This:



Then This:



Then This:



Then This:



And Finally This:

At video shoot of her debut music video


From hotel heiress books to music videos, she has done EVERYTHING a celebrity can do to boost publicity. And yet the most she can get to be is a fat-ass's sex idol. She might as well go get drunk every night instead of showing her tits in public every single time we see her. Well, I don't wanna talk about her future anyways. Let's hope she won't look like this after 5 years:

*Shivering*

SCREW MAWI !

Every morning I open the newspaper there’s one thing i hate to look at - Mawi ads. Mawi, a youngster turned AF winner, is now taking over the country if you’re not aware of that. The country gave him wealth and fame just because of a little competition. I mean, he sounds stupid, looks stupid and is goddamn rich. That doesn’t make sense la macha. How can a Malaysian Idol reject become a star because of a stupid tv show who sucks money out of teenagers(and some mak ciks in some cases) be even more famous than Jacklyn Victor?
That’s only one thing. The government is now going koo-koo. I don’t understand why the hell they’re giving Mawi the KL Tower. The only thing we Malaysians can show other people is now Mawiland. WTF!!! It’s like giving William Hung theWTC. At least he studies in a university. And I was happy that Malaysia did a breakthrough by producing our very own handphone, just to see another Mawi on it! Goddamnit, Mawi must’ve poisoned the government. NOBODY DIGS HIM!
Seriously not understanding why the hell is the government doing all this crap. And while rising our petrol price too. Even if they wanna give the KL Tower out, I think it should be Jac’s. But that’s unnesceary anyways. Final say, get Mawi out of our lives. And oh, try to kill him if you have the chance.

Another thing about Malaysians - Dinner/Parties

One thing about Malaysians that AH MO LANGS ( or preferably foreign people ) doesn’t really understand is the way Malaysians have dinners or parties. Actually these occasions can be verified in threee absolutely different types. First, there is the chinese way. The Malay & Indian way comes next and finally the banana-men type.
The Chinese way normally consists drunk people yelling " YAM SENG " all night long, sexy or old baggy females who pours alcoholic drinks to make them drunk, and also the very important … Karaoke. The chinese way will only be seen in chinses weddings, anniversaries, and yeah, the chinese festivals. This special type of pattern wouldn’t be perfect if there is nobody who’s seriously late. An ear-blasting karaoke is also very important in this kind of dinners. People usually hire those who can’t sing or those who are very annoying to be MCs of their dinners. This is supposed to ruin one’s dinner so that those who doesn’t drink can go home and watch porn movie earlier while the others stay in the dinner and start their riot. " YAM SENG " is their one and only quote although some put in " Diu Nei " , " Ne Wai Sa " or some even " Ma Chau Hai ". In conclusion, this is what some call the " Chou Gau Sai " ( goddamn noisy) style.
While the chinese way is all about noise pollution, the Malay & Inidian way, M&I for short form is theme in a “REBUT” style. The people attendingthis kind of dinner will fight for food. The authorities normally cook little food and call trice the amount of people just to see them fight for food. These kind of dinner wouldn’t be as interesting as the chinese type, but still it is special in its own way. Instead of hearing curses all over the place, M&I dinners should be quiet as everybody will be too busy fighting for food and eating while some leaves the dinner to just chat with girls who will neer be interested in them.
Alas but not least, the banana-men way. This kind of party takes us away from locals and far away to the so called- cultured people race. The banana-men way of parties have it’s similarities with the chinese way though, as it also creates an unbelievable amount of noise pollution. It also includes alcoholic drinks and drunks talking english. These kind of party only happens in the Christmas - New Year time of the year. People will gather around and have a barbecue party on that day to get drunk enough to drive home and cause more accidents on the road for New Year’s. This kind of unique style of party must consist alcoholic drinks and alcoholics.
If you’re wondering why Malaysians are always so lively, this is one of the best reasons. I know - because the blogger is one. Alas, we shall be proud of our country and the people who lives in it and show salutations by yelling "MALAYSIA KALAH INDONESIA 2-0!"

Malaysian Creativity - Malaysia Boleh!

I once heard people say that Malaysia won’t produce much creative genuises . But I can prove them absolutely wrong. There are tons of creative bastards out here scattered throughout the country. Malaysians nowadays are no more followers of other bigger countries. They have their own creative ideas, either they’re from the big cities or the small kampungs.
One of the most obvious prove is their style on road. Malaysians tend to break the laws more than anywhere else in the world. Of course, breaking the laws is no fun if you only use one or two styles to harm other people on the road. We Malaysians use at least 10 styles to break rules on 1 road trip. Some cut through the line like no one’s business, while some reverse using the whole road on the touch-n-go lane just because their wives switched their touch-n-go cards to night club member cards. They are also others tryin to rip the lorry’s rear end apart from the car just to extend the length of their lorry and some who drives straight into police officers on the road just to scare them.
Another fact that shows Malaysians have great creativity is about self-creating musics. Many bands have been formed to show the creativity of Malaysians through their songs. One song - Trouble with KC by Ben’s Bitches is a truly creative 1 as the song only consists six words, Pukim*k , Lanji*u, Caujib**, Diu N* Ah Seng, Ma Cau H*i, and Pund*k. Truly a magnificent song that shows people that you don’t need to have long lyrics to make a nice song. Just six simple words.
One last and generally used creativity throughout the country is the art of foul words. One can admire the superb ability for Malaysians to scold one with their self-generated foul word as in other countries there are limited form of foul words. These foul words, mostly sounding harsh and evil, will bring liveliness into peoples hearts everyday.
For last sayings, Malaysians are actually one of the best races in the world if it’s about creativity. I know-because this blogger is a Malaysian. Alas, Malaysia shall rule as we rise up and scream at the top of our lungs: " Ma Chau …" … erm… I mean " MALAYSIA BOLEH!! "