Another thing about Malaysians - Dinner/Parties

One thing about Malaysians that AH MO LANGS ( or preferably foreign people ) doesn’t really understand is the way Malaysians have dinners or parties. Actually these occasions can be verified in threee absolutely different types. First, there is the chinese way. The Malay & Indian way comes next and finally the banana-men type.
The Chinese way normally consists drunk people yelling " YAM SENG " all night long, sexy or old baggy females who pours alcoholic drinks to make them drunk, and also the very important … Karaoke. The chinese way will only be seen in chinses weddings, anniversaries, and yeah, the chinese festivals. This special type of pattern wouldn’t be perfect if there is nobody who’s seriously late. An ear-blasting karaoke is also very important in this kind of dinners. People usually hire those who can’t sing or those who are very annoying to be MCs of their dinners. This is supposed to ruin one’s dinner so that those who doesn’t drink can go home and watch porn movie earlier while the others stay in the dinner and start their riot. " YAM SENG " is their one and only quote although some put in " Diu Nei " , " Ne Wai Sa " or some even " Ma Chau Hai ". In conclusion, this is what some call the " Chou Gau Sai " ( goddamn noisy) style.
While the chinese way is all about noise pollution, the Malay & Inidian way, M&I for short form is theme in a “REBUT” style. The people attendingthis kind of dinner will fight for food. The authorities normally cook little food and call trice the amount of people just to see them fight for food. These kind of dinner wouldn’t be as interesting as the chinese type, but still it is special in its own way. Instead of hearing curses all over the place, M&I dinners should be quiet as everybody will be too busy fighting for food and eating while some leaves the dinner to just chat with girls who will neer be interested in them.
Alas but not least, the banana-men way. This kind of party takes us away from locals and far away to the so called- cultured people race. The banana-men way of parties have it’s similarities with the chinese way though, as it also creates an unbelievable amount of noise pollution. It also includes alcoholic drinks and drunks talking english. These kind of party only happens in the Christmas - New Year time of the year. People will gather around and have a barbecue party on that day to get drunk enough to drive home and cause more accidents on the road for New Year’s. This kind of unique style of party must consist alcoholic drinks and alcoholics.
If you’re wondering why Malaysians are always so lively, this is one of the best reasons. I know - because the blogger is one. Alas, we shall be proud of our country and the people who lives in it and show salutations by yelling "MALAYSIA KALAH INDONESIA 2-0!"