Malaysian Creativity - Malaysia Boleh!

I once heard people say that Malaysia won’t produce much creative genuises . But I can prove them absolutely wrong. There are tons of creative bastards out here scattered throughout the country. Malaysians nowadays are no more followers of other bigger countries. They have their own creative ideas, either they’re from the big cities or the small kampungs.
One of the most obvious prove is their style on road. Malaysians tend to break the laws more than anywhere else in the world. Of course, breaking the laws is no fun if you only use one or two styles to harm other people on the road. We Malaysians use at least 10 styles to break rules on 1 road trip. Some cut through the line like no one’s business, while some reverse using the whole road on the touch-n-go lane just because their wives switched their touch-n-go cards to night club member cards. They are also others tryin to rip the lorry’s rear end apart from the car just to extend the length of their lorry and some who drives straight into police officers on the road just to scare them.
Another fact that shows Malaysians have great creativity is about self-creating musics. Many bands have been formed to show the creativity of Malaysians through their songs. One song - Trouble with KC by Ben’s Bitches is a truly creative 1 as the song only consists six words, Pukim*k , Lanji*u, Caujib**, Diu N* Ah Seng, Ma Cau H*i, and Pund*k. Truly a magnificent song that shows people that you don’t need to have long lyrics to make a nice song. Just six simple words.
One last and generally used creativity throughout the country is the art of foul words. One can admire the superb ability for Malaysians to scold one with their self-generated foul word as in other countries there are limited form of foul words. These foul words, mostly sounding harsh and evil, will bring liveliness into peoples hearts everyday.
For last sayings, Malaysians are actually one of the best races in the world if it’s about creativity. I know-because this blogger is a Malaysian. Alas, Malaysia shall rule as we rise up and scream at the top of our lungs: " Ma Chau …" … erm… I mean " MALAYSIA BOLEH!! "