Showing posts with label Rubbish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rubbish. Show all posts

Friday, September 28, 2007

FRIENDS. KAWAN. 朋友. 友達 .

After living for 18 years, I found out there're a few kinds of FRIENDS. There are these TRUE FRIENDS and these SO-CALLED FRIENDS.  In TRUE FRIENDS, there're GOOD FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS. In SO-CALLED FRIENDS, there're ... BASTARDS. THAT'S what I call them. :)

So what kind of FRIEND are you?

Ps. Its 1am and I have no idea why I wrote that. Just bear with it dear 
FRIENDS. 

Monday, September 11, 2006

Forbidden City Cop

RM 14.90

Jay Chou Still Fantasy

RM 47.90

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Priceless

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

I'm one of the X-men!




I just found out I have an uncanny ability! No, Professor Xavier didn't pay me a visit, i found out about it during exam times! Wanna know what my power is?

I can sleep whenever I study!

...

Isn't my power just simply amazing??! Whenever I finish a chapter I'll automatically doze off, and after 10 minutes I'll automatically wake up and start reading the second chapter! Isn't that marvellous??!

Ok I think I slept too much or my brain is suffering alotta damage.

lol

Monday, July 17, 2006

Everybody.

I found out something. For me,

Every Male I Know = Brother

Every Female I Know = Sister

Everyone That Doesn't Hear Me When Being Called = Brother Sister Grandfather Grandmother

lol

Monday, May 01, 2006

10 Differences Between Bai Ling And Zhang Ziyi

1. Bai Ling freaks me out. Zhang ... still not yet.
2. Bai Ling sucks in acting. Wait ... the other one does too.
3. I search on google for Bai Ling and Darth Vader comes out. I search on google for Zhang and Micheal Jackson comes out.
4. Bai Ling is a name of a mushroom. Zhang Ziyi is a name of a chinese girl who wants George Bush to watch more chinese movies.
5. Bai Ling looks like Frankenstein's wife. Zhang looks like MY wife.
6. Bai Ling shows her nipples all over the place. We're still waiting for Zhang's.
7. Bai Ling posed for Playboy mag. We're also waiting for Zhang's.
8. Bai Ling has LOADS of adultery films. We're STILL waiting for Zhang's.
9. Bai Ling has a big mouth. Zhang have big ... err ...
10. Bai Ling thinks London is in France. Zhang thinks France is in London.