10 Differences Between Bai Ling And Zhang Ziyi

1. Bai Ling freaks me out. Zhang ... still not yet.
2. Bai Ling sucks in acting. Wait ... the other one does too.
3. I search on google for Bai Ling and Darth Vader comes out. I search on google for Zhang and Micheal Jackson comes out.
4. Bai Ling is a name of a mushroom. Zhang Ziyi is a name of a chinese girl who wants George Bush to watch more chinese movies.
5. Bai Ling looks like Frankenstein's wife. Zhang looks like MY wife.
6. Bai Ling shows her nipples all over the place. We're still waiting for Zhang's.
7. Bai Ling posed for Playboy mag. We're also waiting for Zhang's.
8. Bai Ling has LOADS of adultery films. We're STILL waiting for Zhang's.
9. Bai Ling has a big mouth. Zhang have big ... err ...
10. Bai Ling thinks London is in France. Zhang thinks France is in London.